This presentation, by Chris Paul (@cpjeeves) of Exaltation of Larks (@LarksLA), introduces a new kind of Dynamic Object Handler that has all kinds of potential but little direction. Proposed features like dynamic module loading, core function overloading, and database-less bootstrapping are suddenly realized by this interesting new way of approaching jQuery-like PHP programming. Through the use of "magic" PHP methods, all kinds of powerful new techniques become possible.
This presentation was given at the High Performance Drupal meetup at Droplabs on May 1, 2012. If you liked this, be sure to check out the other presentation from this meetup, Using HTTPRL for Parallelization: PHP Multitasking Without Forking With stream_select(), by Mike Carper (@mcarper on Twitter and mikeytown2 on Drupal.org).